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. if having no balances -- no balls was connected to longevity, then dana vachon's jokes would live forever. >> dana is not even here to defend himself. that's the way i like it. >> it has been awhile. >> i called him to be on the show. he is always busy doing something. i don't even even know if he does anything. remi, do you think men would trade their manhood for a few extra years? >> i don't think they would, but i believe this study to be 100% accurate. i think men who are not spending their days trying to get themselves intimate with a lady, they are not doing stupid things, their blood pressure is not going up, they are not making themselves crazy over a woman then they can focus on other things. >> like the show "jackass" that is all based upon impressing women by taking ridiculous risks that end up almost killing you. robert, does this make sense to you? >> yes, it does, and i am looking to live to 99. >> at least it was short. >> i kind of want to feel you up right now. >> i kind of want to go back and change my dana vachon reference. >> i am hurt, jesse. i am very, very hurt. >>
>> bob: it's now called "the seven." welcome to the show. >> greg: they're your height. >> dana: later you can take them around in the little jeep. >> greg: my big wheel. >> bob: exactly. >> greg: we are out of time. that's it for "the five." >>> welcome to "red eye." yes! it is me. so-called comedian tom shallou , in for greg gutfeld who is vacationing on a bar stool in midtown manhattan. and he came up with the idea to have me host. andy levy is off, well, he didn't want to be a rt pa of this. filling in is former cia operative, now diligence president mike baker. for a free estimate to find out what ales you, call the folks at diligence. and our pre game report. mike, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you. welcome. >> thank you. >> you are welcome. coming up on tonight's show, an anti-muslim poster comes under attack in a new york city subway. we will investigate the circumstances and present both sides of the story as we take a look at what happened during the course of the incident which we will be looking at. and the response from the white house, it is not th
don't you think i look like him? >> dana: maybe allen west will take you to dinner. >> greg: i would let him. >> eric: leave it there. preorder greg's book. great book. great guy, great writer. >> bob: have you read it? >> eric: tha >>> welcome to "red eye." tag, i have told you before, massage i oil is not for internal use. although i admit it was dark at the time. let's go to andyly view. let's coming up on tonight's show. >> a new ad shows the house minority leader and leading a zombie army. i am andy levy and i approve this message. and we will approve the debate and look at how they will handle the issues. and what happens when we send bill out to interview mick rerourke some. >> that's harsh. >> i don't think it is. >> i don't think you think it is either. >> i was being poe late. polite. >>> she is so hot she smis taken for a curling iron she was named after jill dobson. and in delaware he is considered a rest stop. it is bill schulz. and if hilarity was a new light bulb, i would screw him in a dark bathroom. next to me, comedian joe devito. >>> is pelosi in bed with the
believe in yourself. be patient. >> dana: speaking of dreams you had a dreams of my five that you haven't done this week. >> greg: i'll do it tomorrow. running out of time. way to ruin the >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. our top story, mitt romney's garbage man doesn't like him. this is important. i'm not joking. this is my job. and on the eve of the first presidential debate, ben afflec finally breaks his silence to tell us what he thinks of the two candidates. a "red eye" exclusive that we got ourselves. and the uk bans a kid from attending a protest. >> thanks, andy. >> ubecha. i have nothing to say. i am glad. >>> she is so hot she is mistaken often for a tea kettle. i am here with jedediah bila. look at her smile. and if hilarity was a fishing boat he woulds teaming with crabs. please be offended is now available on netflix. i urge you to purchase it immediately. and in norway she considered a throw pillow. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary was a whistle, blown men in stripe
will be lol-gutz times 12. >> i thought it was shorty huh huh. >> shorty huh huh was taken. by dana perino. we arm mess selled over the name and she beat me. >> the idea of snookiville sounds like an amusement park. you have fuzzy naval fountains and you have puke gutters and sex caves. is it commerce or chaos? and it goes back to the producers. they are put in a place where people don't like them. there should be some rules you can take out your various anger on them. if you are in a jersey city and at a restaurant, how would you feel if some orange alien walked in and demanded you move a shoot because they are shooting? it should be the reverse. if you see these people in a restaurant you should be able to kick them out because that's where you will live. >> i say i am against government regulation, but let the locality make their own laws. >>> next topic, the college board announced s.a.t. reading scores are the lowest they have been in years. the average score for this year's seniors was 496, down 30 points from 1972. the year, not the score. some tribute to a record number of kids taking
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